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Hit Him In The Solar Plexus

Hello, welcome to my blog. Have a nice time and a good day.
Sep 8 '14

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

(Source: itssexualhour)

Sep 8 '14
Aug 30 '14
Aug 30 '14

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me 

Happy birthday dear me

Happy birthday to me 

Aug 22 '14
hetalianforever:


【腐】ろぐつめ た
Pixiv ID: 34389944Member: 唯歌

permission to post was given by the artist!

hetalianforever:

【腐】ろぐつめ た
Pixiv ID: 34389944
Member: 唯歌
permission to post was given by the artist!
Aug 22 '14

panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

Aug 22 '14
precumming:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)


lord help me

precumming:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

lord help me

(Source: welcometojurassicworld)

Aug 22 '14
alfred-f-jones:

I have to press his paw down to hit the enter key

alfred-f-jones:

I have to press his paw down to hit the enter key

(Source: alfred-f-jones)

Aug 22 '14

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

image

Aug 20 '14

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)